Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
So you're a girl, eh?
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
Me without you is like Fred without George.