Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!