You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
I'm bisectional.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?