No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
Hi, I have big feet.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
Are you a fisherman? Because I think you're a real catch.