You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
I think your parents might be aliens to make such an "out-of-the-world" woman.
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.