My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
Gretzky isn't the only great one.