Corny pick up lines

My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, golf
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, music
I'm hard. Are you wet?
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, baseball
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, hockey
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