Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.