You're quite the catch, baby.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Can I please be your slave tonight?