You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Hi, I have big feet.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
Thinking about you is like breathing. It can't stop and it's essential for my survival.
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?