How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.