I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
How's about you help me check my dynamic range?
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.