If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!