Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
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