I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
We are programmed for each other baby!
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?