You are as refreshing as a cold glass of water on a hot day. And I am so thirsty right now.
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.