I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you've just made my heart melt.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
There's so much I want to say to you – but your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.