You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
I will love you until I forget who you are.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
My best toys run on batteries.