I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.