Corny pick up lines

I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, clean
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
WebMD says your love is contagious.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
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