Corny pick up lines

I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
My best toys run on batteries.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I don't need accio to make you come.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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