You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I will love you until I forget who you are.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
My best toys run on batteries.
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.