Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?