Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.