Corny pick up lines

I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
I'm a lion: Meow.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, tinder
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
My best toys run on batteries.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I don't need accio to make you come.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
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