I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
My best toys run on batteries.
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
I don't need accio to make you come.