You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?