They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Oh, was I staring at you? Buzzzzsted.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
It was love at first sniff.