Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.