Corny pick up lines

All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
You had me at ruff.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christian, clean, corny
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