Corny pick up lines

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
I think about you when I masturbate.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny
How many fingers are too many?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you into dragons?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny
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