Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
It takes balls to play golf.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Wanna see my super stroke?
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!