You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.