Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'd offer you a Cigarette but you're already smoking hot.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....you stole my heart.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock.
Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming?