Corny pick up lines

I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: pokemon, corny, clean, cute
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, tinder
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