WebMD says your love is contagious.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'd offer you a Cigarette but you're already smoking hot.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....you stole my heart.