Corny pick up lines

You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
You had me at ruff.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christian, clean, corny
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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