I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.