Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.