Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Girl, you make me an animal.
Just wanted you to know you're in my thoughts and sexual fantasies.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
It was love at first sniff.
Wanna get sleighed?
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?