You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
How many fingers are too many?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.