Corny pick up lines

So, do you like turtles?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I have to go and thank God. [Why?] For the angel he just gave me.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, cute
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Wanna get sleighed?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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