You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
How many fingers are too many?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.