Corny pick up lines

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
How many fingers are too many?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you into dragons?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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