You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You're cool because you're hot!
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.