I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
You make all parts of me stand at attention.