If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Big spoon or small spoon?
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Would you mind lending me your heart?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
You're prettier than I am.
How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?