Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
I can't lift cuz when I see you, you make me weak.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
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