I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.