Corny pick up lines

I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, dirty
Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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