Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.