Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?