I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.