Corny pick up lines

Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, cute
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, cute
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, nerdy
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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