Corny pick up lines

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
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