Corny pick up lines

You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
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Pick up line: corny, nerdy
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
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Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Let's tumblr back to myspace baby....I'll twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook...Pinterested?
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Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
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Pick up line: corny
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
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Pick up line: christian, corny
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