I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
I had a great time wondering if the evening would end in sex.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!