Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.