Corny pick up lines

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, cute
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, cute
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
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