Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!