Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.