Corny pick up lines

We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
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Pick up line: corny
You make me wish I weren't gay!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
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