Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
Can you do me a favor? Stay beautiful till the next time I see you.
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?