Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.