Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.