You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.