Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.