Corny pick up lines

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
If I said you had a gorgeous body, would you used it against me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, cheesy, weird
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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