Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
If I said you had a gorgeous body, would you used it against me?
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.