My taco would like to meat you.
You know, I am the Drum Major.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.