Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?