If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.