I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.