Corny pick up lines

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
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Pick up line: music, corny
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.
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Pick up line: engineering, corny, nerdy
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
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Pick up line: music, corny
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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Pick up line: corny, clean
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