Corny pick up lines

My taco would like to meat you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You know, I am the Drum Major.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, clean
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