You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
You're a major part of my life. Without you I'd B Flat.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?