I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
I think about you when I masturbate.