Corny pick up lines

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
We are prepared for any rhythm.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
My taco would like to meat you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You know, I am the Drum Major.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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