Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?