I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
My taco would like to meat you.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
You know, I am the Drum Major.
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?