(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
You're emo too?! Let's hold each other and sob.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
I'm single. Can you believe that?