If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
You're a major part of my life. Without you I'd B Flat.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".