Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I'll sweep you off your feet.