You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
We are programmed for each other baby!
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.