What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
You're as beautiful as the night sky, your eyes shine like the star above, your smile as the moon illuminate the beauty of the night.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.