Corny pick up lines

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
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Pick up line: nerdy, corny
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
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Pick up line: baseball, corny
A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You're as beautiful as the night sky, your eyes shine like the star above, your smile as the moon illuminate the beauty of the night.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.
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Pick up line: science, clean, corny
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