You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
You had me at ruff.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.