Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.