Corny pick up lines

I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty, cute
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
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