I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.