Corny pick up lines

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cheesy, corny
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, dirty
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