My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.