Corny pick up lines

If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I love you for so much more than just your life-saving body heat.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, nerdy
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
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