Corny pick up lines

You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
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Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
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