If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I love you for so much more than just your life-saving body heat.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.