You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!