Hey girl, good thing I've got the fruit of the Spirit, cause I need a whole lot of Self-control when I see you.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
You've obi-wandered into my heart.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.