You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.