You've obi-wandered into my heart.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.