Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
I won't shoot first in bed.
I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.