Corny pick up lines

You've obi-wandered into my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, clean
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, christian
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