Corny pick up lines

The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, reverse, weird
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, corny
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
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