The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?