Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
I hope it's not treble, but I'd like to B with you.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Hi, can I domesticate you?