You've obi-wandered into my heart.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?